1. People in air ports are profoundly not present.
2. You can sing in airports and nobody notices.
3. If they make me take my shoes off, that means I can keep them off.
4. A lot of people don’t know where other people are, or why they do what they do, and they just can’t believe it.
5. There actually is a place called Wallah Wallah.
6. Nobody knows what they are doing and the whole thing is totally out of control.
7. It is a good thing to laugh at one’s own jokes.